生活大爆炸The Big Bang Theory 第三季中英剧本 第6集(7)

印度战斗风筝

that my brother sent to me from New Delhi. 我组装了一整天 两天用来上色

It took me a day to put together and two days to paint. 而这是Hello Kitty This is Hello Kitty.

没错 但这可附带一只零钱袋呢

Yeah,but it comes with a little coin purse. 帕唐风筝有吗 Does a Patang? 你还是不懂 是吗

Wow,you just don't get it,do you? 就算你给我买什么可爱的小玩意

Buying me something pretty isn't going 也不能解决问题

to make our problem just go away. 听我说 我有时候的确

Look,I admit I haven't always been 不是一个绝佳好友

the best friend I could be. 你根本就是超级烂友 烂到极点

Y've been a sucky friend,a sucky,sucky friend.

没说错 Stipulated. 你一直都这样

And you do it all the time.

上周在Radio Shack商场(美国电子产品零售商)

Last week in the mall at Radio Shack,we were looking 我们在帮你妈找一部超大号码键的电话

for a phone with giant numbers for your mother, 而我一转眼 你居然就不见了

and I suddenly realize you're not even there. -我知道 -你去哪儿了

- I know,I know... - And Where were you? 被HDOS快餐店的一个女孩儿勾走了

Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick. 听我解释 她实在很火辣嘛

But in my defense,she was gorgeous! 一边用榨汁机做柠檬汁

And working that squeezer to make the lemonade, 一边上下扭腰摆臀的

going and down and up and down. 简直就是在美食天地中 It was like a free pole dance

免费欣赏钢管舞嘛

right in the middle of the food court. 你真是不可理喻 You're impossible. 至少我不用喝醉酒

Hey,at least I can talk to women 就能和女人交谈自如 without being drunk. 不好意思 我这是选择性缄默症 Excuse me,I have selective mutism, 被鉴定为是生理疾病

a recognized medical disorder. 你呢 你不过是个脑残 You're just a douche. 不 知道吗

No. You know what? 也许这才是原因

Maybe that's what this whole thing's about. 你不是在生我的气 You're not mad at me, 而是气你自己

you're mad at yourself.

不 我就是生你的气 No,I'm mad at you.

我是讨厌自己 但我还是生你的气 I hate myself,but I'm mad at you. 好吧 你生我气 我明白 Fine. You're mad at me. I get it. 何不今天咱一起过

How about we go spend the day together? 就我们俩

Just the two of us. 你想去哪儿都成

We'll go anywhere you want. 我不知道 I don't know. 别这样嘛 Come on.

我带你去好玩的地方

Let me take you someplace nice.

我很喜欢沥青坑博物馆(展出动物化石的公园) I-I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits. 现在去 那交通和停车问题

Really,now? With the traffic and the parking?

管他的 走 Okay,fine. 沥青坑 我们来啦 The Tar Pits. Let's go. 我怎么就对你没辙呢

Oh,why can't I stay mad at you? 上啊上啊 Go! Go! Go! 快上 太好了 Go-go-go-go! Yes! 你们没看到吗

Are you people watching this? 这真是太棒了

Is this amazing or what? 亲爱的 现在放的是 Sweetie,that's a highlight 98年冠军赛的比赛集锦

from the '98 championship game. 我不知道

Oh. Did not know that. -你喝了多少 -没喝 怎么

- How much beer have you had? - None,why?