生活大爆炸The Big Bang Theory 第三季中英剧本 第6集(4)

就可以从厕所中解脱出来

you could get out of the bathroom 在不使用医药帮助的情况下满足他的女人

and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help. 拉杰 你在这儿干嘛呢 Raj,what are you doing here? 你本该帮我改装我的小摩托

You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa. 对不起 I'm sorry,

你还沉浸在我们仍是朋友的印象中吗

are you under the impression that we're still friends? 别这样 Oh,come on.

你不会还在纠结风筝的事情吧

You're not still grinding on the kite thing,are you? 这不仅仅是风筝的事情 It's not just the kite thing.

每次我们出去玩 你都认为你可以随时

Every time we go some place,you think you can just 把我丢下去追路过的漂亮美眉

dump me whenever someone prettier comes along,

尽管你跟她们完全没可能

even though you don't have a shot with them. 我跟那个跑步的有可能成的 I had a shot with that jogger.

行啊 那找她与你一起往你的小绵羊上画绿焰去

Fine. Paint green flames on your little scooter with her. 那不是小绵羊

It's not a little scooter. 那是他们造的第二大小摩托

It's the second biggest Vespa they make! 你在看橄榄球

Are you watching football? 没跟你开玩笑

There's no fooling you. 屏幕上的\数据又是什么

Now,what is this sacks statistic they put up there? 我只知道我妈经常去\商店买东西

All I know about Sacks is,my mother shops there. Sacks sacks Sacks,sacks...

这是个橄榄球术语 用于四分卫

It's football nom for when a quarterback is tackled

在启球线之后被擒倒

behind the line of scrimmage. 启球 Scrimmage.

启球线是一条假想的横截线

The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line 用于区分进攻方与防守方

separating the offense from the defense. 谢尔顿懂橄榄球

Sheldon knows football? 很显然他懂 Apparently.

魁地奇他肯定懂 橄榄球他也懂? I mean,Quidditch,sure. But football? 谢尔顿 你怎么知道这个

Sheldon,how do you know this stuff? 我可是在德克萨斯长大的 I grew up in Texas. 橄榄球在德克萨斯无处不在 Football is ubiquitous in Texas: 职业橄榄球 大学橄榄球 Pro football,college football,

高中橄榄球 初中橄榄球

high school football,peewee football... 事实上 所有种类的橄榄球都有除了最原始的 In fact,every form of football except the original-- 欧式橄榄球 European football.

而大部分德克萨斯人认为这是共产党阴谋

Which most Texans believe to be a Commie plot. 真难以置信 Unbelivable.

如果你感兴趣 我还知道所有

If you're interested,I also know all about frying meat 似鸡非鸡的炸肉排的相关知识

that isn't chicken as if it were chicken. 那你能教我吗

So you could teach me? 橄榄球还是炸肉排

Football or chicken-fried meats? 橄榄球 Football. 我周日要去佩妮家

I'm going to Penny's on Saturday

跟她的朋友们看比赛

to watch a game with her friends 我不想自己看上去像个白痴 我想融入进去

and I don't want to look lik an idiot. I want to blend in. 如果你想融入佩妮的朋友圈

If you want to blend in with Penny's friends, 我觉得扮作个白痴

I'd think looking like an idiot 会是完美的伪装

would be the perfect camouflage. 别这样 谢尔顿 教我橄榄球吧

Come on,Sheldon,please teach me about football. 会很有趣的 It'll be fun.

这跟我爸说的完全一样

That's exactly what my father said. \来看球赛吧 去看球赛吧\

\周复一周的

Week in and week out from the time 从五岁直到我上大学

I was five until I went off to college.