2005年版傲慢与偏见英文剧本

57. INT. BREAKFAST ROOM - LONGBOURN - DAY.

The Bennets eat in silence. Jane yawns. Mrs Bennet moans she is hung over. Mr Collins comes in, in a state of agitation. They look at him. He sits, hesitates, then asks:

MR COLLINS: Mrs Bennet - I was hoping, if it would not trouble you, that I might solicit a private audience with Miss Lizzie in the course of the morning.

Lizzie is open mouthed.

MRS BENNET: Oh! Yes. Certainly - Lizzie would be very happy indeed. Everyone. Out. Mr Collins would like a private audience with your sister.

Everyone looks in amazement.

LIZZIE: Wait. I beg you. Mr Collins can have nothing to say to me that anybody need not hear.

MRS BENNET: No. Nonsense, Lizzy. I desire you will stay where you are. Everyone else, to the drawing room. Mr Bennet.

MR BENNET: But...

MRS BENNET: Now!

Mrs Bennet whooshes everyone out, winks at Mr Collins then shuts the door before Lizzie has time to do anything. Lizzie looks at Mr Collins who looks at her earnestly. There is a horrible pause of intense embarrassment. MR COLLINS: Dear Miss Elizabeth, 1 am sure my attentions have been too marked to be mistaken. Almost as soon as I entered the house I singled you out as the companion of my future life.

Lizzie stares at him, astonished.

MR COLLINS: (cont'd) But before I am run away with my feelings perhaps I may state my reasons for marrying. Firstly, that it is the duty of a clergyman to set the example of matrimony in his parish. Secondly, that I am convinced it will add greatly to my happiness, and, thirdly, that it is at the urging of my esteemed patroness Lady Catherine that I select a wife.

We hear a kick and Kitty screech from behind the door.

MRS BENNET: (V.O.) Sshhh.

MR COLLINS: My object in coming to Longbourn was to choose such a one from Mr Bennet's daughters, for I am to inherit the estate and such an alliance will surely suit everyone. (drops to his knee) And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affections.

LIZZIE: Mr Collins -

MR COLLINS: And that no reproach on the subject of fortune will cross my lips once we are married.

LIZZIE: You are too hasty, sir! You forget that I have made no answer.

MR COLLINS: (unperturbed) I must add, that Lady Catherine will thoroughly approve, when I speak to her of your modesty, economy and other amiable qualities.

LIZZIE: Sir, I am honoured by your proposal, but regret I must decline it.

MR.COLLINS: (momentarily taken aback, but recovering) I know ladies don't seek to seem too eager.

LIZZIE: (in some desperation) Mr Collins, I am perfectly serious. You could not make happy and I'm convinced I'm the last woman in the world who could make you happy.

MR COLLINS: (pause) I flatter myself, cousin, that your refusal is merely a natural delicacy. And as it is by no means certain that another offer of marriage may ever be made to you.

LIZZIE: (rising, deeply affronted) Mr Collins -

MR COLLINS: I must conclude that you simply seek to increase my love by suspense, according to the usual practice of elegant females.

LIZZIE: Sir! I am not the sort of female to torment a respectable man. Please understand me - I cannot accept you!

Lizzie storms out of the room and out of the house. Mrs Bennet crashes in through another door, hot on the tail of Lizzie.

MRS BENNET: Oh headstrong, foolish child

MR COLLINS: Head strong?

MRS BENNET: - don't worry Mr Collins, we shall have this little hiccup dealt with immediately.

Mrs Bennet goes after Lizzie. Mr Collins watches through a window as Lizzie is pursued by her mother.

58. INT. LIBRARY - LONGBOURN - THE SAME.

Mrs Bennet marches into the library. Mr Bennet looks up in shock.

MRS BENNET: Oh Mr Bennet. We are all in a uproar. You must come and make Lizzie marry Mr Collins, for she vows she will not have him.

Mr Bennet stares at Mrs Bennet blankly.

MRS BENNET: (cont'd) Mr Collins has proposed to Lizzie. But Lizzie declares she will not have him, and now the danger is Mr Collins may not have Lizzie.

MR BENNET: And what am I to do?

Mrs Bennet drags Mr Bennet to his feet.

MRS BENNET: Speak to Lizzie.

They march to find Lizzie, passing Mr Collins in the dining room

59. INT. DRAWING ROOM - LONGBOURN - THE SAME.

Mr Bennet and Mrs Bennet confront Lizzie, who has been waiting in the drawing room. Perhaps the other girls form an audience from the stairs, Mr Collins looks on sheepishly from the breakfast room.

MRS BENNET: Tell her that you insist upon them marrying.

LIZZIE: Papa, please - !

MRS BENNET: You will have this house!

LIZZIE: I can't marry him!

MRS BENNET: You'll save your sisters from destitution!

LIZZIE: I can't!

MRS BENNET: Go back now and say you've changed your mind!

LIZZIE: No!

MRS BENNET: Think of your family!

LIZZIE: You can’t make me!

MRS BENNET: Mr Bennet, say something!

MR BENNET: (to Lizzie) SO, your mother insists on you marrying Mr Collins.

MRS BENNET: Yes, or I shall never see her again!

MR BENNET: Well Lizzie. From this day on you must be a stranger to one of your parents.

MRS BENNET: (to Lizzie) - who will maintain you when your father is dead?

MR BENNET: Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr Collins, and I will never see you again if you do.

MRS BENNET: Mr Bennet!

LIZZIE: Thank you, papa.

Lizzie turns around and walks into the hall.